Here you go...
My ardent fans can’t stop reminding me that I haven’t had a decent entry in the blog in a month now… fuckers don’t realize that relocating isn’t fun. And relocating to Mumbai is certainly not what I expected it to be. So, if you want to know what I’ve been up to (or put through) in the past month – read on.
Its been a little over a month since we left
Forget
Don’t compare.
Think of Woon. Fuck-face Woon Chuk Chan. Somebody register that fat bastard in amoeba.com.
All this travel and stress was eased when we started meeting up old friends like Sheik, and Razy… the stock market can hit 17000, India can finally win something remarkable in cricket, and all this cock-talk about the Indian economy single-handedly offsetting the fucking American recession can happen – but Shiek will remain the same. Super Chilled.
After some drama with the owner of an apartment at Safal Towers, a sick good-for nothing Punjabi born-and-raised in fucking Ulhasnagar, we moved into 1301, Kshitij Building.
Tomorrow, we complete a month in this house. Remarkable considering that it is fucking empty. After Begging for 3 weeks for internet, we are finally online with Hathway. Obviously, we tried MTNL because they offered the best speeds as better price. But they have a waiting list of 6 months in Mumbai. The Indian economy is rocking – someone said. Tata Indicom, assholes of the highest order, didn’t even bother to return my calls. 15 calls!! Is an efficient monopoly better than the useless system we have in
Another pastime of mine in the past month - Begging the relocations people to get my stuff out of the docks. I have word that come Wednesday, and we can expect our stuff from
Renu takes 40 minutes to get to work in the morning. Amazing achievement in Mumbai. Her return journey is about 100 minutes though… fucking nightmare if you are in a cab. A car has to be bought soon. We have set our momentary interest on the Fiat Palio Stile.
Oh … and finally, I got Malaria. Scourge of the
I still miss the few friends I have back in Singapore… miss the late night movies at Cathay, Fried Kway Tiaow, Spizza Pizza, HMV, 100 Plus, …
Satisfied?… making a sick man type so much. Fuck you all.
2 Comments:
Uh. My dad's name is Chatrapati so in case you ever meet him be nice and tell him what a strong 'full of character' name it is
now you know why we miss your writing so much. Who can ever be so graphic:-)
And for the record, I have not been to Holland V since you left. Somethings ain't the same while life goes on
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